Funny Happy Gilmore Movie Quotes

Funny Happy Gilmore Movie Quotes If you enjoy funny movies, you will find Happy Gilmore, starring Adam Sandler, worth your time (and money). Whats more, the comical quotes in the movie are great even for repeat viewing. The humor is sarcastic and you cant help laughing at Happy Gilmores wisecracks. The movie is a sports comedy about an unsuccessful ice hockey player with anger issues who takes up golf to win money to save his grandmothers house from repossession. His unorthodox hockey-type slapshot swing and colorful personality are good for golf ratings but earn him enemies. If you enjoy one-liners, this movie offers them aplenty. Here are some Happy Gilmore movie quotes that present the best of Adam Sandlers dialogues. Happy Gilmore Quotes Im stupid. Youre smart. I was wrong. You were right. Youre the best. Im the worst. Youre very good looking. Im not very attractive. My name is Happy Gilmore. Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey. Wasnt really the greatest skater though... But that didnt stop my dad from teaching me the secret of smacking his greatest slap shot. During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. I didnt break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause its made of wood and I thought he should be with his family. Did that go in? I wasnt watching†¦ did it go in? I didnt see it. Could you tell me if it went in? I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass! Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, huge ass. Yeah, it IS about time! I mean I just couldnt get the ball in the hole! I wanted to but I just couldnt do it! Thats my puck baby! Dont you ever touch my puck! He shoots, he scores! Funny Dialogues from Happy Gilmore Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Endless Love Virginia: I thought we were just going to be friends.Happy Gilmore: What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark. Finger-Paintings Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but theres a problem: youre not any good.Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what†¦ youre a lousy kindergarten teacher. Ive seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK. Bob Barker Happy Gilmore: Id love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I cant, you know, because Id get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on Lets Make A Deal.​Bob Barker: Its The Price Is Right, Happy.​Happy Gilmore: [grimaces in embarrassment] Oh, yeah. Sorry.​Bob Barker: It happens. Lets play some golf.